Yeah, I swore off love
  I swore off women
  Devoted my life to huntin' and fishin'
  I'd never be anybody else's lovesick fool
  It ain't cool
  I spend all my spare time Fixin' up
  That old rusted up pick-up truck
  In no time at all I'd have it lookin' like brand new
  Then you
    Flip the switch on my doomaflatchie Played my piano like Liberace
  I let down my guard
  And my heart was as good as gone
  So long
  Yeah, you cranked my tractor
  Ya flick my bic
  Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig
  Can't explain how ya done it
  But, honey, you turn me on
  You done all the takin'
  I done all the givin'
  I threw up my hands, said "The heck with it"
  I shut down my heart
  Locked it up and pulled the fuse
  Before it blew
  All my emotions were disconnected
  No sign of a spark Could be detected
  I had nobody So I had nothing to lose
  Then you
    Flip the switch on my doomaflatchie Played my piano like Liberace
  I let down my guard
  And my heart was as good as gone
  So long
  Yeah, you cranked my tractor
  Ya flick my Bic
  Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig
  Can't explain how ya done it
  But, honey, you turn me on
  Yeah, ya crank my tractor
  Ya flick my Bic
  Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig
  Can't explain how ya done it
  But, honey, you turn me on