Her green plastic watering can
  For her fake Chinese rubber plant
  In the fake plastic earth
  That she bought from a rubber man
  In a town full of rubber plans
  To get rid of itself
    It wears her out, it wears her out
  It wears her out, it wears her out
    She lives with a broken man
  A cracked polystyrene man
  Who just crumbles and burns
  He used to do surgery
  For girls in the eighties
  But gravity always wins
    It wears her out, it wears her out
  It wears her out, it wears her out
    She looks like the real thing
  She tastes like the real thing
  My fake plastic love
  But I can't help the feeling
  I could blow through the ceiling
  If I just turn and run
    It wears her out, it wears her out
  It wears her out, it wears her out
    If I could be who you wanted
  If I could be who you wanted all the time