Two kids get married, same old thing
  Folks congratulate you, church bells ring
  Who's got the ring, who's gonna pay the priest
  Get your mama in the paper, picture or two at least
    And at the reception all the old records play
  "Where you gonna live, are you gonna taker her away?"
  In a corner my new nephew's showin' me his knife
  You swore that you'd love her for the rest of your life
    Went to kiss you at the altar we bumped heads
  Honeymoon night we figured we best shake on it instead
  Dressed kinda funny, laughin' we hop in bed
  You can swear it on your feet, you can swear it on your head
    Come mornin' my new famlily's sitting on the front porch swing
  Smilin' kinda funny, nobody says a thing
  My new brother-in-law's throwin' a football, he tosses me a pass
  We all sit down on the front stoop, everybody happy at last