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    Hit me in my face
  Hit me with your fist
  Clobber me with a stick
  Beat the hell out of me as I mess up
    Beat my ass
  Beat my ass
  Beat my ass
  Beat my ass
    Clock me in the head
  Throw me against the wall and bruise me up
  Give me a black eye
  Thrash the hell out of me
    Beat my ass
  Beat my ass
  Beat my ass
  Beat my ass
    Take me to an alleyway
  Give me a life-threatening hellride
  Knock my freaking head off
  Tear me limb from limb
    Beat my ass
  Beat my ass
  Beat my ass
  Beat my ass
    White Castle, it's what you crave