I don't need no one to put a gun to my head
  No I can do that better than anyone else
  Oh things are working out pretty good for me
  Cause I'm the greatest suicide machine
    Yeah I'm the greatest suicide machine
  I'm the greatest suicide machine
  I'm the greatest suicide
  So come and see me take my own life
    You don't seem to know what I'm talking about
  But come to peace with life is all that I want
  Oh things are working out pretty good for me
  Cause I'm the greatest suicide machine