- "Polychronopolous"
    I'm a big fuckin' dick
  I'm a pain in your ass
  I drink all your beer
  I'll eat the last slice
  I'll give you charley horses
  I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
  I always need a ride
  Nobody likes me
    My name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
    I spit when I talk
  I swear in front of your mother
  I throw shit at the movies
  I wear tight pants
  I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
  And then I don't show
  I tell you I saw your girlfriend
  Fucking two guys at a party
    'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
    I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
  I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it
    Polychronopolous
  Pansy
  Pussy
  Shit for brains
  Douchebag
    I'll leave your gate open
  So your dog runs away
  I'll make fun of your pimple
  Then I'll grab your sister's ass
    'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
    And I don't care
  And I don't give a shit
    I'll break your brother's stereo
  And then tell him it was you
  You think you're better than me
  Well you're fucking wrong
    Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
    Deal with it