Family faces make us look so happy
  Weekend talks about the dictionary
  Stop the clocks, get back in your box
  There's so much more to do
    The hourly news leaves us so confused
  Packets of soap and cornflake news
  Here's the story, Jackanory
  We all know what to do
    Give a rouble to the beat box
  Give a dollar to his friend
  We don't want to talk about it
  Cause we all know it's the end
    Yeah what about Jack
  Did he get that plane
  We talk about whales
  And they think I'm insane
  Dress the slave, oh please behave
  There's so much more to do
    The man in the pet shop thinks it's oh so close
  But it's nice to watch them all eating tea and toast
  Start the movie, oh what a movie
  We all know what to do
    Give a rouble to the beat box
  Give a dollar to his friend
  We don't want to talk about it
  Cause we all know it's the end
    Somewhere down the road they're talking about it
  That's all I know
  Somewhere in the village they're paying for it
  That's all I know
  Somewhere in the city they're waiting for it
  That's all I know
  Somewhere on the moon they're digging up the rubble
  That's all i know
    Give a rouble to the beat box
  Give a dollar to his friend
  We don't want to talk about it
  Cause we all know it's the end
    Move the furniture
  Breed a dinosaur
  Feed the beast
  Eat the feast