What have I done with the baby tonight
   Every one wants to play
   The phone just stopped ringing
   I forgot how to sing and
   There's no more room at the table
   Heard you all talking and toasting last night
   But somebody's just barely there
   The kitchens too hot and she's roasting alright
   And I miss my usual chair
   Here comes that shine looks a lot like your eye
   And here comes the moon like a fool
   There goes my heart I swear I dreamt this part like idiots usually do
   Why we do that now you know its true
   Come over here and wind up my ear
   Cause somebody wants me brand new
   And they say if you're smart
   Then you won't buy used parts
   So I'm glad you're an idiot too